He was all

infinitylourry:

me: *in a coma*

*first chords of wmyb play*

me: *wakes up in time 2 sing the first line*

"its britney bitch"

— the bible (leviticus 7:58)

harrysadad:

u could be preoccupied different dick every night… she can deepthroat… im on my knees travis… wrong size shoe… blow a kiss small child… baby pikachu.. reblog if u a tru 1d kid…

tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically

Update my mom just told me that if I had even a ‘shred’ of decency I would go back in there

Update #2: my dad apologized and told me he had only done it for ‘the grater good’

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sourbud1993:

megustamemes:

Bank teller laughing at robber.

She like wtf this nigga gon do wit that lmao

weed5sos:

if you don’t want michael clifford banging you against a wall because he’s had a rough day at the studio and needs to pound his frustrations away then u need to seriously re-evaluate ur priorities in life

why ed sheeran is a lyrical genius

cokeflow:

I’m glad people can’t read my mind cause all they’d be hearing is me saying lmao to myself

2k13blogger:

does anyone have like ten thousand dollars they don’t want

olivegarden:

i better fuckin die before one direction